SLacKnOnMyPiMPin

..apologies for not blogging for a while. I've had a STUPID hectic week. I started a new job Monday, so btwn tweeting my life away until like 2am and clubbin only to wake up at 8am... its been killing my life..

Wednesday night, Iwent to a little gathering at a friends house. We played Taboo, well they played Taboo.. I just giggled my life away.. so from that we go into a female-male question-answer session that happened to be broadcasted live via ustream. Topics were: sidechicks knowin there place..should the be muffin (i dont say pu&&y or dcik.. those words are so vulgar to me, but i'll say a cuss word every other just dont like those words) bald, shaped up, or fro'd .. lickin ass .. and many others are the lickin ass session i went home..

But lets skip to the conversation about licking ass. This girl said that she licks her mans ass faithfully and has no problem with it. Also she sticks her finger up his ass because thats the fastest way to make a man nut. First off, i've heard the lie that most dudes say if a bitch tongue come anywhere near his ass.. its CURTAINS... lies.. if you're completely into it .. guarantee you wont give a fuck because you're feeling yourself so much that whatever happens happens... I've had mine licked and uhm, it's heaven on earth if you ask me.. and i know a couple guys who say that they like it as well.. as for the stickin the finger up the ass? I've had that done too, but i wouldnt do it anyone else. Sorry .. i dont like my hands getting dirty, so i definitely wont stick my finger up a niggas dooky shoot.

whoa, i just got hella sleepy.. i'll finish this later.. lmao ..

HILARIOUS

I just completely LAUGHED MY ASS OFF at this commercial.. I'm going to come back and blog later bc this took me out my A game..

WDDDA? WhereDeyDoDatAt?

oooooohleeesssssssssduuuuuuuit]]

So Waka Flocka Flame was shot this AM..in a robbery bc he wouldnt give up his chain.. Guess he thought them niggas wasnt bout shit and if they pulled out the heat they wouldnt dish out the flames.. welps, he was dead ass wrong.. because they shot him twice in the chest.. Last time I checked, a chain is replaceable.. a life isnt. But you know what though? If he knows these niggas who shot him, all HAM bout to break loose because guarantee he bout to be on a mission for these dudes. He already crazy .. "Every since they killed my nigga Trav, i been poppin pills and actin crazy" .. there you have it. If you gonna shoot someone make sure you kill them.. bc when they come lookin for you.. its a wrap. Wonder if it was the same ass niggas who tried to rob Gucci, shot him and fucked up. Or maybe they saw this picture and tried Waka.. just know if you takin pics like this.. make sure you have goons wit you at all times brah!

Eep epp ork ah ah [[And that means I love you. ]]

Last night, my twitter homies @iTs_Khris & @niacoletta some how got on the conversation about shows we used to watch on Nick Jr & Nickelodeon when we were younger. Til this day, I still wish they would rerun the shows from the 80s-90s. The days where I'd rather be glued to the TV than running around with my friends all day then RUSH home before the street lights to avoid that whoopin I'd get if "i let the street lights catch me" only to hear my mom tell me "You smell like outside, go take a bath" .. leaving me to wonder.. WHAT THE FCUK outside smells like..

I can say by FAR Nickeolodeon had every other network beat with the after-school program shows. Even though, I'd often catch myself watching Bobby's World and Magic School Bus. Disney Channel? Not so much, just loved the movies. How many fuckin Aladdin's did they make? I swear Jafar returned HELLA times from his death only to come back full-throttle in a TV show. Which reminds me of the movie Free Willy.. They freed Willy like 5 times didnt they? Sheesh!

Anyways, you know what show got me SUPER hype last night.. The Busy World of Richard Scarry? I definitely would go HAM when this show was coming on.. If you dont remember let me refresh the mem with the intro. That little worm had me SO excited to learn new things. Tell me WHAT cartoon these days makes a little kid actually want to learn? Dora? Only if you wanna learn Spanish..




Then remember Face? .. HI THERE!! FACE HERE... lmao.. burr burr BURRR <3 width="425" height="344">

Other than Sesame Street, we had Allergra's Window.. Eureka's Castle, Little Bear, Gullah Gullah Island and Blue's Clues.












Then we had the afternoon Nickelodeon.. Clarissa Explains It All.. I used to always wonder why she never got in trouble for having someone of the opposite sex climb a ladder into her window at any given time and her parents were THAT cool wit it. Salute Your Shorts, by FAR my favorite show, I thought Bud was the FUNNIEST dude in the world. My Brother & Me.. *Dont HOLD your breath* Pete & Pete .. this show was weird but continuously watched it. Hey Dude.. I dont think this show lasted long.. I HATED IT!! Rugrats, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy (the GROSSEST cartoon) Angry Beavers, and Doug!! - These were considered the NickToons



I couldnt find the actual intro but here's the theme song

Then there was Teen Nick aka SNICK: Legends of the Hiddle Temple, Are you Afraid of the Dark (definitely NEVER saw one episode of this show.. too scary) All That.. Wild & Crazy Kids (OMG, I always ALWAYS always wanted to be on that show) .. and The RoundHouse.. <-- lmao. loved it..


In short, if they brought back the old Nickelodeon.. I'd definitely stay home from work bc my DVR would be BEYOND booked. I miss it, I just wish the kids these days had the programming we had. Something educational...

And i leave you with the intro to the RoundHouse.. guarantee to make you smile.. ENJOY YOUR DAY!!

SadNess

Damn, so Gaines Adams passed this morning. He was only 26. Said he had a heart attack due to an enlarged heart. The stories brewing around so far are saying its due to some supplements (non-steroids) that he may have been taking. I swear to you young adults are suffering from heart attacks too common. Makes you wanna reevaluate your health when someone who's so active in a professional sport can suffer from a heart attack.

I am too sad about this, I knew Gaines when he played for the Bucs. We didnt hang out or anthing, just knew each other in passing and I was QUITE found of his glutes. =) I remember he played in a charity basketball game for Ernest Graham in May 2009 and the ENTIRE game I watch his booty jiggle up and down the court.. I LOVED IT. .. i know i know. Just had to make myself laugh.

Make sure to send a prayer out to his family as they death with his sudden death.

Rest in Peace Gaines <3 you'll definitely be missed

whyWHYwhy

I just got home from my ex's grandmothers wake. First, it was hella sad definitely brought back memories of my grandmothers funeral. Had to fight back the tears a couple times and just to see everyone's pain was hard too because i know EXACTLY how they all feel. Losing the rock of your family is always hard. I know when my grandmother died my family hella fell apart, people stopped talking to each other and there was just drama left and right. Fortunately everything is back to normal. Some people just deal with their pain differently.

Second, no matter how hard I try or what I do, my ex will NEVER leave my life. I'm sure of it. I've changed my number, blocked him from my MySpace and Facebook and that's all failed. I'm still really close with his family and they all get so excited to see me. Besides the fact that my heart races and i get butterflies when I see him, there's nothing I can do about it. We've both moved on and we dont speak unless we see each other which is less than never. But when I saw him today, i had to stop myself from smiling from ear to ear. Mostly because through his sunglasses I could see the pain he was feeling. Him and his gma were hella close and I know he's taking it HARD. I just want God to give me a reason as to why he hasnt departed from my life yet. All my ex's i'm still friends with because we ended on good terms and if we didnt, after a few we put our past behind us. But THIS nigga.. THIS nigga right HERE.. we ended on the worst terms that terms can end. He played me harder than a nigga defending Kobe n the clutch. And til this day it's still affecting me in ways BEYOND my control. But I'm getting it handled and once it's all said and done, i'll be back! He gave me his number again and it's KILLING me trying to hold myself from blowing his shit up.. but i'll refrain from reentering my past.

<3

Jammin'

NakedHustle \\ Dunk Ryders

I dont know WHY but this is BY far my favorite song
at the moment. I support the Naked Hustle,
I just dont participate in it. AND I love the dance
WU-TANG ... WU-TANG!

[[News]]

TAMPA — A 23-year-old University of South Florida student was jailed on sexual battery charges after police said he forced himself on a woman in her dorm room.
Samuel Cesaire of 18134 Bahama Bay Drive in Tampa knew the woman through her roommate, who invited him to spend the night in her Kosove Hall dorm room Tuesday night, according to an arrest affidavit.
At about 7 a.m. Wednesday, police said the woman woke up to Cesaire raping her in her bed. She pushed him off her and he stopped, police said.
Cesaire was arrested after midnight Wednesday and taken to the Hillsborough County Jail, where he remains without bail.
Meg Ross, spokeswoman for USF police, said Cesaire did not have a record or any on-campus criminal action prior to the arrest.
According to jail records, this is Cesaire's second arrest in Hillsborough County. He was charged in 2005 with using a forged bill or check.

Now my thing is, if he raped her at 7am, why did she wait until 6;49pm to report the attack? I've seen so many bitches call rape on a nigga.. Rape is DEFINITELY not something to fuckin play around with. I swear it's not. It can potentially ruin someone's future. But if it is true, i hope they put his bitchass UNDER the jail #fag

-NowPlayING-

Fuck for Free - Beeda Weeda

This song should outline every bitch who hustlin out there's life.

"Hold up, wait a minute.. them hips need dick up in it..dont strip 'less tips come wit it.. you go girl.. get get get get it.. get that money make that cheese.. a real bitch wont fuck for free...a real bitch gon' charge a fee and tell that trick dats how she eat"

I'm sayin, if you gonna open ya legs up on a constant basis.. get something from it!

PSA: I dont promote hoe'n =)

[[NaKedHuSTLe]]

Sunday Funday

First off, Happy Sunday everyone!!

I am TOO excited, my BFF will be training in Orlando for the next 2 wks. I am BEYOND excited to see him. I haven't seen my dude in almost forever in person. See his ass all the time courtesy of ESPN. He played for the #1 Cinderella team Bois State! One of the best CB's to come out of college this year! #donehypinghim But he'll be here tonight and I'm going to see him AS SOON AS he lands.. #fistpump

Then right after he hit me up. My homegirl hit me with the my ex's grandmother passed this morning. She was the rock of their family. Definitely overwhelmed with love. As much as I dislike him, it's only right to pay my respects and send my prayers to him and his family. I still love his family unconditionally and regardless of him and I, their relationship with me has never changed and I respect them for that... She's in a better place now, and she definitely will be their Guardian Angel <3

only fags and niggas fresh out of jail pose like this.... unacceptable in 2010 pimpinnn

I love it!!

I'm on my way to bigger and better things. #Shoutout to the homie Khris for doing my background.. check her over at http://www.ohsorandomchick.blogspot.com/ ... she's #THATbitch

Something I'll never understand

After browsing through a couple NFL players that I follow on Twitter. SOLELY because their tweets are entertaining because the ones I think are cute dont even fuckin tweet!!! I've time and time again realized money can get you everything. Some of the UGLIEST men with money have the BEAUTIFULEST females at their beck and call. Sleeping with countless women just because they have multiple commas in their bank account. But little do these females know. NFL .. National Football League? No BITCH, it means NOT FOR LONG! More than a handful of these niggas will not be in the NFL for long. And this isnt directly directed towards the NFL its all the leagues. Between injuries, trades, dumbass decisions (ie. PacMan, Stallworth, Arenas, Burress) you can be suspended indefinitely and all that money and endorsements are out of there. You have a baby by this nigga thinking its all cake then he gets released to make room, gets picked up on a practice squad and from then on.. it's wrap city. I swear bitches dont look at the BIGGER picture before they make decisions. Yeah you see the E! Hollywood special on Athlete's Wives and they're living the Cinderella Life. Lets do the math real quick. On that show they had about 6-8 women. An NFL team can only have 53 active players. Not including IR and practice team.. so 53 multiplied by 32 teams.. thats 1,696 active roster players in the NFL. Many of whom ARE married, but MORE who aint shit.

My only thing is "Dont make someone a priority when you're only an option" The only option they asses worried about is an option route.. get it together

3 Generations of Ladies <3

I definitely love this dude

#fail

Nu-Nu

So.. I've decided to get back on my bloggin' shit. I used to blog back in high school.. but never took that shit too serious. My favorite sites were (dont click bc they're no longer up) www.eargazm.net www.dolcecaramella.com and www.pinkplatinum.com and a few others.. cant recall the names..

Want to know about me? Here's a long bio that'll answer ANY and EVERY question you'll ever have about me.

My name is Ciara Lavon, and on Dec 9th 1985 in Angeles, City Philippines the world shifted. I go by the name of CiCi, CMac or ThugLife (U wouldnt know unless you attended UNR circa 2003), i am UNBELIEVABLY infatuated with Chris Brown & Devin Thomas, Matt Forte, and Adrian Peterson. i'm a Sagittarius & yes I DO NOT have patience & YES once you lose my trust it'll NEVER be regained. Love IS my weakness, but I'll never show it. i work full time to get my ends. im not a phone person; unless i really really like you. i've been known to ignore calls and TEXT you back. i've made some ROOKIE MISTAKES, but there's only 1 that i truly regret. i
don't show my sh*t off. i find that being conservative only adds to my allure. i'm not conceited; i'm content. i'm from the school where absence makes the heart grow fonder. my dream job is to be a sports agent for football. Football is my LIFE. i'm shy but can be mad rude at the same time. i dont speak first. and NO i'm not "muggin" the next bitch, thats just how my face sits DEAL w/ it. i watch music videos 24/7 and learn the dances in them, but you'll never see me bust them out unless I'm drunk.. which more than often is never because of the incident I encountered circa June 2007. i dont talk a lot; im more of a spectator when it comes to that game of life. I talk to myself out loud when no one is around, but I'm not crazy. I feel that I have to say things out loud for them to make sense. i say BLOOD when im MAD & im getting my point across, but i DONT bang. i put an unnecessary amount of curse words in ALL my sentences. ive been told thats unfeminine but its my swag; its NASTY like incest sex. i've got bad habits like the rest of y'all. i'm freshly 24 & i still sleep with a stuffed Care Bear i LOVE him. i'm a Oakland A's/Oakland Raiders fan by default; otherwise i'd be disowned. basketball? I'm not too big on it, but i'll watch a street game anyday. Baseball, I just got onto it circa Spring Break 2007 when i noticed the sexiness of mens butts in those pants. i'm a SIMPLE girl -- easy to please. i despise reggaeton HEAVY.. i just can't take it. i'm a clear lipgloss & eyeshadow girl, none of that make-up & outrageous colors sh*t over here. i'm partial to BROWN SKIN. i'm not a thug or a herb; ONE-OF-A-KIND at best. one of my eyebrows are higher than the other and it BUGS me. I smile a lot more than i have in my past 24 years because i am CONTENT. im prone to ILL migrains by genetics. i'll tell a lie for the greater good, i'll tell a joke ONLY i think is funny & laugh my ass off. i pay attention to detail. I'M HUMBLE. im not always there when you call & i'm always on time because i am BEYOND impatient, i wait for NOTHING. i'm not an R&B chick but sometimes i get in my slow jam mood. Which usually only consists of the newest commercial sh*t, Goapele, and Pretty Willie (yall sleepin on this cat) PMS doesn't apply to me, i'm just extra SENSITIVE during that time. i SAY & DO what i want. i don't argue with people i don't LOVE. i
say what i gotta say, shut 'em down & move forward 'cause LIFE GOES ON. - QUALITY over QUANTITY. did i mention that i'm kinda shy, but if i catch a bad vibe from you off top, we'll NEVER be friends..rude? i need my space. i don't bargain; i'm not talented in that way. i have the ILL tunnel vision. if i see somethin' i want.. I GO HARD to get it. SO if i don't have somethin' it's because i DON'T WANT IT.. that includes the latest Js, prada shoes & your damn boyfriend. when it comes to love, i dont fall easily but when i DO fall; i fall HARD. Love is a dangerous game that I'm addicted to; i've only played it once in life. i didnt make it to the final level but for the next time i play, I know the cheat codes =). did i mention i'll give my everything for people i love? (Family, Friends, & significant OTHER.) i give everybody a fair chance to get and stay on my good side; unless you're an obvious CLOWN. HOWEVER once you cross me or give me any reason at all not to (at the very least) respect you it's a DONE DEAL. i don't backslide & i dont cater to the feelings of insignificant people. my expectations of the people i deal with are HIGH. i'm both a great friend & a great lover. i can get pretty damn ignorant, i kinda dig bein' a jerk. if you think i'm mean it's because you're sensitive. i be on my HOLLYWOOD sh*t sometimes too. I choose who I check for. if you're lame; 2 WORDS... I'M GONE never to be seen or heard from again. not even by accident. i burn bridges EASILY. I finished in the school where the people you let into your life determines the person you are. it takes a lot to get my attention but even more to keep it. i depend on MYSELF im just stubborn that way. so do me a favor; DON'T DO ME NO FAVORS. -- unless you see i need you & if that be the case... HOLD ME DOWN LIKE I HOLD YOU DOWN...